Bottoms Up

Had a nice 4th here at the lake, kind of missed the Noodle gathering. Been there done that, right? Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water...the gauntlet is thrown down. New River, AZ, Shangri-La Resort. Apparently this last week the resort goers participated in a world record for nude bathers in a body of water. Hmm, how could we respond to the challenge? Decorum prevents us from making a full frontal assault, so that would be out of the question. How about a world record for greatest number of bottomless bathers? Noodles could be optional (I would bring my noodle). All participants enter the water with bathing suits on and at the designated moment remove said suit, yank it high in the sky, then re-suit. Discreet. KC Star once referred to WL as being "upscale". We could remove all doubts in a flash, in a manner of speaking. Take that Riss Lake!